• DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

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theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

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universityofhyrule:

swrrt:

universityofhyrule:

gabrieltriforcewalton:

universityofhyrule:

*Knows all maps from the Legend of Zelda series by heart*
*Still doesn’t know all provinces of own country*

*Knows way through every Zelda dungeon*
*gets lost in Ikea*

902 notes

hallianna:

anniezard:

thisisworse:

Based on what Javik allegedly says (I haven’t downloaded the DLC, probably won’t) when he says Protheans considered Quarians attractive in their cycle, my immediate inclination was that they looked very Prothean-esque.
So yeah, this. Fantastic.
[Take that, Talimancers]

I caught that when watching my fiance’s playthrough! Put simply, this concept is sodding fantastic.


Whoa. Love it.

hallianna:

anniezard:

thisisworse:

Based on what Javik allegedly says (I haven’t downloaded the DLC, probably won’t) when he says Protheans considered Quarians attractive in their cycle, my immediate inclination was that they looked very Prothean-esque.

So yeah, this. Fantastic.

[Take that, Talimancers]

I caught that when watching my fiance’s playthrough! Put simply, this concept is sodding fantastic.

Whoa. Love it.

2,788 notes

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

(Source: australianprostitute)

109,621 notes

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

395,984 notes

holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

(Source: teentitans)

185,701 notes

doctorwho:

the-fource:

How many daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?

ExterminEIGHT

9,440 notes

peregrint:

the marketing for the hobbit sucks compared to the one for the lotr films

there was stuff for lotr all over the place

i have a goddamn lotr pringles container from a decade ago

i have lotr goblets from burger king

what is there to get for the hobbit

cards from dennys?? shire sausages? shire sausages.

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systemofadowny:

lamemom:

insanebows:

What

i live for this

If the people of tumblr were a bar of soap

systemofadowny:

lamemom:

insanebows:

What

i live for this

If the people of tumblr were a bar of soap

(Source: memeguy-com)

233,486 notes

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

123,209 notes

zohbugg:

wyeasttokaala:

I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

the truth, it burns

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